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Hi, Bob. I'm sorry I'm late. I just spent
three hours with Diane Nugent.
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- Who?
- You know her. The school dietitian?
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Oh, the short, fat lady.
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She's tall and thin. She's married to
Frank Nugent, the gym teacher.
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- Well, then who's the short, fat lady?
- At our school?
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I met her at an open house.
She was wearing a pink dress.
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Oh, that's Mr. Kayner,
the science teacher.
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- W-Wearing a pink dress?
- No, that wasn't a dress. It was a smock.
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Pink is certainly his color.
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Diane wanted to talk about some
marital problems she's been having.
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- For three hours?
- I'm afraid I wasn't much help.
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I'm an amateur, Bob.
I mean, I don't have your sensitivity...
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your experience, your qualifications.
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You don't have much going
for you, do you, Emily?
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I did tell her one thing
that made her feel better.
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- What?
- Your phone number.
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No, wait a minute, Emily.
I do not get professionally involved...
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with my relatives' friends, my friends'
friends, my relatives, or my friends.
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But, Bob, this woman
really needs you.
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Honey, a lot of women need me.
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I mean, let me recommend somebody.
There-There are plenty of good psychologists.
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Oh, Bob, there's nobody as skillful or
as understanding as you are in these matters.
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- Honey, you're the best in the business.
- I know that.
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Honey, that's beside the point.
This is one rule I'm sticking to.
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No friends, no relatives, no relatives'
friends, no friends of relatives-
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[Sighs]
Can it, Bob.
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- [Knocking]
- Come in.
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- Uh, can I, uh- Can I talk to you for a minute?
- Sure.
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- Want a drink, Howard?
- Well, I'd love one, but I, uh- I'd better not.
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Are you flying tonight?
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No, I'm going out
to buy a sport coat, and, uh-
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Well, I have to have
a clear head for that.
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One night last week, I went out shopping
after a couple of drinks...
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and, uh-
I bought a Nehru suit.
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A green one.
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- Well, that was silly, Howard.
- Yeah.
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I already have a green one.
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Anyway, Bob,
I need your help.
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Well, uh, a lot of guys are
wearing pink this year, Howard.
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No, I mean I need your help
about something else.
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What's-What's wrong?
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My ex-wife and her husband
are having troubles, you know...
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I mean, they need counseling, you know.
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Oh, I don't want to see
that marriage break up.
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Well, Howard,you had counseling
and your marriage broke up.
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Yeah. But theirs is worth saving.
Ours stunk.
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And you, uh, you feel
they need professional help?
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No. They need you.
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No big deal. I mean,just a misunderstanding.
He tried to run her over.
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On Purpose?
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Well, he didn't know what
he was doing. He was drunk.
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- Then there's no problem.
- There wasn't until she slashed his tires, and-
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Now he's trying to
run her over sober.
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- Oh, Howard, that's awful.
- Yeah. But he'll never catch her.
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She can hear him coming. The tires
keep going- [ imitating Fiat Tires]
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Uh, Howard, have him chase her
up to my office and I'll talk to her.
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- Thanks, Bob. You're terrific.
- Yeah, you're the best in the business.
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Bob, if you ever need a favor and I'm not
too busy,just let me know, okay?
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Fine, Howard. lfl ever need
a green Nehru suit, I'll call you.
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Ah. I'll be right across the hall.
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- [ Door Closes]
- Bob, how could you do that?
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W-Wait a minute, Emily. I know what
you're gonna say. I mean, a few minutes ago...
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I told you I wouldn't get involved
with a relative's friend...
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and a few seconds ago I agreed
to get involved with a friend's relative.
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But, uh, I mean, th-they're not
the same thing at all.
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- They're not the same thing.
- Oh.
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Well, they're two entirely
different situations.
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I mean, one involved slashing
somebodys tires...
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and the husband is trying
to run over the wife.
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You see what I mean?
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All right, tell Diane Nugent to be
at my office at 11 :30 tomorrow.
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Well, wouldn't 12:00 be better?
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- Yeah, it would be.
- Good. That's what I told her.
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So, to sum it up, I think
we're putting the cart before the horse...
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and we're making
a mountain out of a molehill.
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I think if we cross that bridge
when we get to it...
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you'll find that
all's well that ends well.
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- How does that sound, Carol?
- Well, Bob, I think it's neither fish nor fowl.
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But, why cry over spilt milk?
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- [ Knocking On Door]
- Bob, you got time for me?
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- Yours truly.
- Oh, good.
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Oh, uh, Carol, type that up right away
and send it out special delivery.
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Bob, a fool and his money
are soon parted.
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I had to rush right over, Bob.
I have some really bad news.
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- You know what this is?
- No.
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- What about this?
- Looks like an upside-down that.
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It's not funny, Bob. As you'll discover
when I tell you just what these X-rays mean.
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- They're that bad, huh?
- You have a cavity.
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- Is that all?
- [Chuckles] Is that all?
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Is a cavity all, Bob?
A cavity is a very serious matter...
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and unless it's taken care
of immediately-
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Jerry, are you
trying to tell me...
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I only have
six months to chew?
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Sure, sure, Bob. You just go ahead
and take it lightly.
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We in the dental profession
have a little saying.
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Neglect your teeth today and you'll wind up
gumming your oatmeal tomorrow.
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- [ Muttering]
- Uh-huh?
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- [ Indistinct]
- Are you eating a pillow, Bob?
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Well, what is it, Carol?
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- There's a Diane Nugent to see you.
- Oh, uh, send her in.
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Certainly.
Waste not, want not.
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Hey, Bob, let's take care of
that cavity as soon as you can.
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- I'll take the X-rays with me.
- Oh,jerry, I haven't placed my order yet.
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I want two wallet-size,
and an 8-by-1 O for the desk.
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- Hello there.
- Hello.
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I don't know what to call you-
Bob or Dr. Hartley.
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Well, you're a friend of Emily's.
Dr. Hartley will be fine.
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I hope you'll just treat me like
any other patient, even though...
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- I really shouldn't be here.
- Then why are you here?
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Oh, Emily kind of forced me into it.
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Yeah, I-l know the feeling.
Well, won't you lie down?
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Do I have to?
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Well, some people find it
a lot more comfortable.
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Well,you see I'm on my lunch hour and
if I eat myyogurt lying down, I'll gag.
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If I eat myyogurt
standing up, I gag.
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Uh, why don't you, uh-
why don't you eat after we talk?
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Oh, no. Gotta eat now.
Same time every day.
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Otherwise, everything in your system
starts to churn and bubble.
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Well, you're the dietitian.
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[Chuckles] Yeah. Of course, everyone
has to find their own balance.
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- What time did you eat?
- Uh, I had breakfast at 7:30.
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- What'd you have, a couple of eggs?
- And some bacon.
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- What about starch?
- Toast.
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- Did you have butter on it?
- No. Uh, grapejelly.
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- [ Scoffs]
- No, I, uh, orange marmalade.
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- Oh. Well, you had a good breakfast.
- Well, thank you.
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- Now, how about your husband?
- He had French toast.
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No, no. I mean, let's-
Let's talk about him.
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Oh, Frank. Well-
[Clears Throat]
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He's a gym teacher,
and, uh, he wears a whistle.
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- A-Anything else?
-just gym shorts.
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He's, uh, very proud
of his body.
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He thinks he's got the most
beautiful body in the world.
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And he probably does.
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- What's-What's wrong with that?
- He won't share it with me.
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He spends more time with his body
than he does with mine.
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He's no fun anymore. I can't remember
the last time he snapped a towel at me...
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when I backed out of the shower.
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Was, uh-
Those were the good times?
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Well, at least
it showed me he cares.
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Now, all it is, is body,
body, body, body, body.
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Wow, what a body!
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I remember this one time,
some innocent guy...
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made an innocent pass at me, and Frank
just picked him up like a rag doll...
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and started to shake him
until his eyes rattled.
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H-How does Frank feel
about your seeing me?
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[Chuckles] Oh, don't worry
about that. Frank's got a conscience.
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He'd never pick on a guy
in the kind of shape you're in.
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You want some crunchy granola?
It's healthy.
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Oh, why-why not?
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I guess I don't know
my own strength.
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Bob, where'd you put
the score pads?
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- [Bob Mutterrhg]
- W h a t ?
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I was trying to find my cavity,
and I can'tfind it-Aah!
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I found it.
Oh, the score pads are right here.
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Emily, I really don't think it's a good idea
to invite the Nugents to play bridge.
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- Why not?
- Because I don't play bridge.
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Well, that's all right, honey.
You can be the dummy.
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Dummy? Does that mean
I have to sit on your knee?
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Oh, Bob, playing cards
is just an excuse for socializing.
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See, that's another thing.
I don't think it's a good idea...
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that I socialize with a patient.
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Well, from what Diane says,
she's not gonna be your patient very long.
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I mean, she and Frank are really starting
to communicate, thanks to you.
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Well, I told you, I'm one of the best
in the business.
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Oh, I'm gonna send
all my friends to you.
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Emily, you ever get,
uh, flicked by a towel?
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- What?
- Never mind.
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Doorbell Buzzes 1
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- Oh, they're right on time.
- Hello, Bob.
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- Where's Frank? What happened?
- We're finished. That's what happened.
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Oh, no.
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I didn't back down this time, Bob.
Thanks to you.
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You gave me the strength
and confidence to go it alone.
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I don't need anybody.
I'm gonna be independent.
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Is it all right
if I stay here with you?
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Oh, of course it is.
Isn't it, Bob?
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[Chuckles]
Sure. What are friends for?
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We'll just play bridge,
as if nothing had happened.
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- Well, let me put your suitcase in the den.
- Oh, don't bother.
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I'll just make myself at home.
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Emily, she's, uh, she's
making herself at home.
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That's okay, Bob. it's just for tonight
or a couple of clays at the most.
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- Frank will come to his senses and-
- Emily? Shut up and deal.
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[Phone Ringing]
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[Ringing]
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Continues
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H-Hello?
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Yes! Yes, operator.
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W-Will I accept charges
from where?
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No, I don't even know
anyone in Mexico City.
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[Diane]
Hang up, Bob. It's for me.
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- Who was that?
- Mexico City.
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Oh, that's right.
Frank's in Mexico City.
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He's probably calling
Diane to yell at her.
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Collect? Diane!
Take it easy, Frank.
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Yeah. Diane, will you please get time
and charges when you're through?
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Thank you. Emily, I'm really
getting tired of this.
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Oh, Bob. I wish
you'd be understanding.
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I mean, Diane had nowhere to go
and she didn't want to be alone.
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Doesn't anyone go home
to mother anymore?
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Bob, her mother's going through
a very difficult divorce.
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Oh, that's too bad. Oh!
Don't give her my number.
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Oh, Bob.
You're being silly about this.
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I mean, Diane being here hasn't
changed our routine at all.
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Emily, I came home from the office. I had
a dinner of alfalfa sprouts and a casserole.
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Then I couldn't watch Police Story
because she wanted to have a session...
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on the living room couch, and now
a telephone call in the middle of the night.
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- Well, aside from that-
- [ Knocking On Door]
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- [ Diane jAre you decent?
- Tell her we're not here.
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- Come in, Diane.
- I hope I'm not intruding.
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- Don't be silly!
- Frank called, huh?
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Yeah. He's at a Dynamic Tension
Convention in Mexico City.
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But he's coming home tomorrow, and he said
I'd better be there when he gets home...
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and then he hung up-
oh, but don't worry.
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The operator's calling back
with time and charges.
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- Oh, that isn't necessary.
- Yes. Yes. Yes, it is. When is she calling back?
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- Soon.
- Good.
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- Well, are you gonna go back?
- Well, he said I'd better be there, or else.
220
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- Or else what?
- I don't want to find out. I just better be there.
221
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Uh, Diane, you're going back
for the wrong reason.
222
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You're... going back out
of fear of your own life.
223
00:13:45,878 --> 00:13:49,052
Well, wh-
What should I do, Bob?
224
00:13:49,115 --> 00:13:52,756
Well, I don't thinkyou should go back.
I thinkyou should stay here.
225
00:13:54,820 --> 00:13:58,267
That's one of the most difficult
things I've ever said in my life.
226
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But it was the right thing to say, Bob,
and I'm very proud of you.
227
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- So am I.
- Good. Now let's get some sleep.
228
00:14:06,299 --> 00:14:11,112
- [ Sighs] I can't sleep.
- You want to watch me and Emily sleep?
229
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I'm sorry. I-l guess
I'm really intruding. Good night.
230
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- Good night.
- Good night!
231
00:14:22,682 --> 00:14:25,686
It's just that when Frank
screams at me like that...
232
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he seems so helpless- and then
I start to feel sorry for him.
233
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[Phone Ringing]
234
00:14:32,191 --> 00:14:35,798
Excuse me. H-Hello?
235
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Yes. Yes, operator.
Buenos noches to you too.
236
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Time and charges, right.
237
00:14:45,738 --> 00:14:47,809
H-How much would that be
in dollars?
238
00:14:49,875 --> 00:14:51,877
That-That is in dollars.
239
00:14:52,878 --> 00:14:54,880
Th-Thank you very much.
240
00:14:56,882 --> 00:14:59,829
A hundred
and fifty-four dollars.
241
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For a three-minute phone call?
242
00:15:01,887 --> 00:15:05,027
No, that included the phone.
Frank tore it out of the wall.
243
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- [ Groans]
- Then he should pay for it.
244
00:15:08,194 --> 00:15:12,370
Well, he left. It seems the senor
stalked out of the cantina.
245
00:15:14,166 --> 00:15:17,636
Boy, he's really being irrational.
246
00:15:17,703 --> 00:15:20,843
Bob, I-l feel like I gotta talk.
247
00:15:20,906 --> 00:15:24,945
- Is it too late to have a session?
- Well, uh-
248
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I'll put on some coffee.
249
00:15:27,647 --> 00:15:31,322
And maybe I'll just warm up
the rest of that alfalfa casserole.
250
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- Wonderful.
- Well, I guess I should lie down.
251
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Well, if you feel like it.
252
00:15:47,066 --> 00:15:51,446
- This bed is really comfortable.
- We, uh-We like it.
253
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[Laughing]
254
00:15:57,176 --> 00:15:59,747
Wh-What are you laughing at?
255
00:15:59,812 --> 00:16:04,557
Well, I was just picturing what Frank
would do if he could see us like this.
256
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[Laughs]
257
00:16:14,760 --> 00:16:16,933
I'm really proud of the way
you took that needle, Bob.
258
00:16:16,996 --> 00:16:21,638
It's been five minutes and already the color's
starting to come back to your little face.
259
00:16:21,701 --> 00:16:24,739
- I hate going to the dentist.
- What, don't you have any confidence in me?
260
00:16:24,804 --> 00:16:26,943
Sure I do,jerry. Can we just
get this over as quick as possible?
261
00:16:27,006 --> 00:16:32,581
Surejust give me a minute to figure out
how to work this new drill here.
262
00:16:32,645 --> 00:16:34,818
Jerry, why do you always
try new equipment on me?
263
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You don't expect me to experiment
on an eight-year-old kid, do ya?
264
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- I guess not.
- Let mejust check the novocaine.
265
00:16:41,620 --> 00:16:44,999
- Aah! That hurt!
- Well, we'll give it another minute.
266
00:16:45,057 --> 00:16:49,130
Oh, I'm glad, 'cause there's
something I want to askyou.
267
00:16:49,195 --> 00:16:54,008
Oh, good, you go right ahead. I'm just gonna
leaf through this instruction booklet here.
268
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- Leaf?
- Ah, I'll just wing it.
269
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Jerry, before you start.
Do you ever handle friends as patients?
270
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- You're my friend.
- Then-Then why do you keep doing that?
271
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Oh, sorry. Why were you asking
about taking on friends?
272
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I don't seem to have much IuckJerry.
I mean, I'm treating a friend of Emily's...
273
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and she's staying at the house,
and I think I'm starting to lose my, uh...
274
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- “obcleptibity.”
- [ Laughs ] Your what?
275
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- Obdeptibity.
- [ Laughs] The novocaine's working.
276
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- Are you pobitib?
- [Chuckles]
277
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You see how
you're starting to talk stupid?
278
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It's drill time!
[Sighs]
279
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If this thing goes haywire,
they're gonna hear from me, Bob.
280
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Yeah, me too,jerry.
281
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- Right.
- Oh, excuse me, Bob.
282
00:17:43,983 --> 00:17:47,988
There's a guy out there to see you.
He's wearing a whistle around his neck.
283
00:17:48,053 --> 00:17:51,057
Uh, does he look
like a gym teacher?
284
00:17:51,123 --> 00:17:53,694
He looks like
two gym teachers.
285
00:17:57,630 --> 00:18:01,077
Did, uh-
Did he seem “updet“?
286
00:18:02,134 --> 00:18:04,876
You mean-
You mean, upset?
287
00:18:04,937 --> 00:18:09,283
- Yeah.
- Well, let me put it this way, Bob.
288
00:18:09,341 --> 00:18:12,720
He was in the back of a packed elevator
and he was the first one off.
289
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- I'm gonna stay here.
- Don't worry, Bob.
290
00:18:15,848 --> 00:18:17,919
He's not gonna hit a guy
who's wearing a bib.
291
00:18:17,983 --> 00:18:22,454
[Coughs] lfhe hits me,
I hope he hits me in the mouth.
292
00:18:22,521 --> 00:18:24,728
I won't feel it.
293
00:18:29,929 --> 00:18:33,809
Uh, okay, let's talk about it.
What's, uh, what's the problem?
294
00:18:35,935 --> 00:18:39,007
The water keeps hitting
people in the face.
295
00:18:41,907 --> 00:18:46,617
- You don't have a “whithle.“
- Why would I need a whistle? I need a wrench.
296
00:18:46,679 --> 00:18:50,388
I thought you were wearing a “whithle.“
297
00:18:50,449 --> 00:18:53,430
No, it's a Saint Christopher medal.
298
00:18:53,485 --> 00:18:57,126
L-I thought Saint Christopher was-
299
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Not to me. I figure,
once a saint, always a saint.
300
00:19:01,160 --> 00:19:02,696
The big guy with
the whistle's in there.
301
00:19:02,761 --> 00:19:07,107
- OkxfTkxawxktkxi'
- "mm awvngh!'
302
00:19:13,472 --> 00:19:15,748
Hi, I'm, uh- I'm Bob Hartley.
303
00:19:15,808 --> 00:19:19,779
You must be 6'- 6'4“.
304
00:19:21,146 --> 00:19:23,717
And a half.
Is this your chair?
305
00:19:23,782 --> 00:19:28,253
Not necessarily.
Sit-Sit down. Please.
306
00:19:31,123 --> 00:19:33,399
Look, I don't know what's going on
between you and my wife-
307
00:19:33,459 --> 00:19:35,962
Nothing. Nothing.
She'sjust living with me.
308
00:19:36,028 --> 00:19:40,977
In-l-In my apartment.
Mainly with my wife.
309
00:19:41,033 --> 00:19:44,981
I'm hardly ever there, I'm- I'm here.
Like, I'm- I'm here now.
310
00:19:47,006 --> 00:19:51,216
If nothing's going on, how come you're standing
there with that dumb smile on your face?
311
00:19:51,277 --> 00:19:55,817
Th-That isn't a dumb smile.
It's a numb smile. It's, uh- It's novocaine.
312
00:19:55,881 --> 00:19:58,122
How came you told my wife
not to come back to me?
313
00:19:58,183 --> 00:20:00,424
Well, that isn't exactly
what I told her.
314
00:20:00,486 --> 00:20:04,832
L-I said she should wait a few days until
you two had a chance to talk about it.
315
00:20:04,890 --> 00:20:08,667
You know, when you got back from Mexico.
That's a lovely country, by the way.
316
00:20:08,727 --> 00:20:12,231
-I hated it.
- Well, I guess it's like a lot of countries.
317
00:20:12,298 --> 00:20:14,972
You know, there are good parts and there
are bad parts. [ Uneasy Chuckling]
318
00:20:15,034 --> 00:20:19,278
-I hated it all.
- I guess it isn't all it's cracked up to be.
319
00:20:19,338 --> 00:20:22,717
- You'd better listen, and listen good.
- I'm, uh, I'm all ears.
320
00:20:22,775 --> 00:20:26,245
- I miss my wife, and I want her back.
- You, uh, you got her.
321
00:20:28,047 --> 00:20:30,254
No, you got her, but I love her.
322
00:20:30,316 --> 00:20:32,318
Well, have-
Have you ever told her that?
323
00:20:32,384 --> 00:20:36,059
Told her? I screamed it at her. I told her
there was no place she could hide.
324
00:20:36,121 --> 00:20:39,330
I would track her down.
I'd lock her in a cage if I had to.
325
00:20:39,391 --> 00:20:43,134
- Now, you gonna tell me that's not love?
- No.
326
00:20:43,195 --> 00:20:46,005
Then you'd better tell
her to come back to me.
327
00:20:46,065 --> 00:20:49,239
- Well, why don't you tell her?
- I can't tell her.
328
00:20:49,301 --> 00:20:53,340
Whenever I try, I get so mad,
I wanna-l wanna-l wanna-
329
00:20:53,405 --> 00:20:58,354
You-You- You don't have to explain.
Why don't you just call her then?
330
00:20:58,410 --> 00:21:02,984
I can't. Wheneverl get her on the phone,
I end up ripping it off the wall.
331
00:21:03,048 --> 00:21:06,928
Yeah, I'd like to talk to you
about that later.
332
00:21:06,986 --> 00:21:11,230
- Why don't you just try and- try and relax?
- I am relaxed!
333
00:21:11,290 --> 00:21:14,464
Why don't you try relaxing,
sitting down?
334
00:21:15,794 --> 00:21:17,899
All right.
335
00:21:20,366 --> 00:21:23,347
You, uh, you may put me
through the wall for this...
336
00:21:23,402 --> 00:21:26,645
but if you want Diane
to come back...
337
00:21:26,705 --> 00:21:30,414
you're gonna have to start
showing her some affection.
338
00:21:30,476 --> 00:21:35,118
I mean, it's not a sign of weakness
to tell somebody that you love them.
339
00:21:35,180 --> 00:21:38,389
Have you ever tried that?
Have you ever said, “I love you?“
340
00:21:38,450 --> 00:21:41,522
- I-l can't say it.
- Th-That's silly.
341
00:21:41,587 --> 00:21:43,396
It's very easy.
Look, I'll show you.
342
00:21:43,455 --> 00:21:46,902
I love you.
343
00:21:50,429 --> 00:21:53,205
I'm gonna
cave your face in.
344
00:21:55,100 --> 00:21:59,549
- You don't really mean that.
- I do if you did.
345
00:21:59,605 --> 00:22:02,916
No, of course I didn't.
I was just trying to make a point.
346
00:22:02,975 --> 00:22:06,354
I mean, look,
all you have to do is just...
347
00:22:06,412 --> 00:22:10,417
show her that you love her and spend some
more time with her, and she'll be right back.
348
00:22:10,482 --> 00:22:13,053
- Really.
- All right. All right.
349
00:22:13,118 --> 00:22:15,064
I'm gonna give it a try,
but it'd better work...
350
00:22:15,120 --> 00:22:17,498
or I'm not gonna be responsible
for what happens to you.
351
00:22:17,556 --> 00:22:22,096
It'll work. We'll make it work.
I'm gonna call her now.
352
00:22:23,095 --> 00:22:25,473
Wait. Wait a minute.
I'm not ready.
353
00:22:25,531 --> 00:22:28,876
L-I'm too tense! I gotta
let off some steam somewhere.
354
00:22:30,235 --> 00:22:32,181
Try that.
355
00:22:32,237 --> 00:22:34,774
What am I lookin' up?
356
00:22:34,840 --> 00:22:37,753
Try to tear it in half.
That'll let off some steam.
357
00:22:37,810 --> 00:22:40,051
Oh. Good idea.
358
00:22:43,182 --> 00:22:47,255
Frank, why don't you
start with the suburbs...
359
00:22:49,021 --> 00:22:51,661
- and work your way up?
- Oh, yeah. Right.
360
00:22:54,159 --> 00:22:55,968
- Uh, Frank? Frank?
- Yeah?
361
00:22:56,028 --> 00:22:59,305
There's a-
There's kind of a trick to that.
362
00:23:12,211 --> 00:23:14,691
You got- You kind of got it
started though, you know?
363
00:23:37,436 --> 00:23:39,382
- Hi, honey.
- Hz; dear:
364
00:23:39,438 --> 00:23:41,418
- How's your tooth?
- Oh, all fixed.
365
00:23:41,473 --> 00:23:43,419
Here's a balloon from
your favorite orthodontist.
366
00:23:43,475 --> 00:23:45,819
Oh, I wanted a red one.
367
00:23:45,878 --> 00:23:49,485
- [Chuckles]
- Listen, Bob, you can say no if you want to...
368
00:23:49,548 --> 00:23:51,687
but the Nugents invited us
for dinner tomorrow night.
369
00:23:51,750 --> 00:23:54,356
- No.
- Why not?
370
00:23:54,419 --> 00:23:57,093
- I'm going to the gym tomorrow night.
- But you went last night.
371
00:23:57,156 --> 00:23:59,932
- I'm going to the gym tonight.
- Honey, what are you training for?
372
00:23:59,992 --> 00:24:02,336
I mean, can't you just
grow old gracefully?
373
00:24:02,394 --> 00:24:06,570
Emily, I'm really out of shape.
I'm trying to work up to the yellow pages.
374
00:24:06,632 --> 00:24:10,239
Bob, I wish you'd told me. I could have
made some plans of my own tonight.
375
00:24:10,302 --> 00:24:12,248
Well, that's all right.
You come along with me.
376
00:24:12,304 --> 00:24:15,808
The guy who manages the place, Vince.
He dropped out of school in the sixth grade.
377
00:24:15,874 --> 00:24:19,378
And you can tutor him
while I work on my pecs.
378
00:24:19,444 --> 00:24:22,948
Bob, didn't I tell you about friends,
friends of friends, relatives-
379
00:24:23,015 --> 00:24:25,518
Emily, can it.
380
00:24:25,584 --> 00:24:27,962
Look, I have to get going.
I'm really late for the gym.
381
00:24:28,020 --> 00:24:30,022
Uh, it's almost...
382
00:24:38,463 --> 00:24:40,909
7:00.
383
00:25:16,368 --> 00:25:17,938
[ Mews]